This is funnier when you scroll to the white space part and wait till the guy drops out of nowhere
The best joke there ever was.
I CANT BREATE
That’s it. That’s Texas.
As a Texan, I can confirm this is true.
yall are really fucking shit up for me
i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation
That got pretty horrifying
What the fuck did I just see?
"The obsessive centrists of the punditverse were abuzz today with praise for supposed centrist Democratic organization Third Way and their grumbling op-ed condemnation of Democratic liberal populism in abstract and “economic populists” like Sen. Elizabeth Warren in particular.
"But why would the Third Way, a very reasonable and centrist organization that just wants both parties to get along and agree to cut Social Security, Medicare, and other social programs be so very worked up about Elizabeth Warren, Wall Street reform, and the mere thought of breaking up large banks? Worked up enough to launch an apparently coordinated effort against those things?
"Oh. I see."
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Thanks go out to Tumblr’r K for sourcing this, so the brilliant person who created it gets some credit.
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.